girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
Andrew WK knows the true meaning of happiness
So I’m alone and naked in my house when I hear my doorbell ring. mfw I made some Mormon door-to-door missionaries wait for me to put my clothes on so I could answer the door.
And now there’s douchebags liking my post who were searching the success tag looking for business partners for their shitty health and wellness company.
Parents stayed a night at my house without finding any evidence of partying
Vampire Weekend has been my jam lately. Never expected that I would love this band.