I wish I could play Minecraft for the first time again. Nothing else in my life has been more relaxing and also borderline spiritual.
But really, I can’t stress enough on the cool parents part. They can be irritating sometimes, but I’m incredibly lucky to have parents like them.
But I have pretty cool parents, so I guess I shouldn’t complain.
My parents new house would be the absolute perfect place to have some friends over and smoke. Too bad my parents live here.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.